HEY PEOPLE,
DATELINE FOR NORMAL BIRD: 28NOV!
Please try to pay on 21Nov and not 28Nov!
Because it will be a very very very busy day on 28Nov.(why? like a typical singaporean other district, will chiong and pay like mad too :D, we shall be kiasu, pay first hahaha!)
Do NOT, NEVER, EVER, PAY DEAD BIRD.
Or ducky uncle chee jinmin will hunt chu you down! :)
Please pay money to Jinmin and please find him, because he will keep walking around with $$.
(you can rob him because he will have around 1000+) :D JUST JOKING.
Come on, we are going to pay $105/$115 for a life transformation.
No books can help you to transform (except the bible)
Come on,
For,
$105/$115
you're gonna get, :
FOR A HIGH TIME OF PRAISE & WORSHIP.(jump till we drop)
FELLOWSHIPPPP, NEVER ENDING.(talk all night)
MAGGIEE MEEEEE/MACDONAL FOR SUPPER.(get FATTER!)
SEE PEOPLE SLEEPING UNGLAMLY. (Priceless face)
SEE PEOPLE'S HAIR AFTER THEY WOKE UP FROM THEIR SLEEP.(Chicken hair, duck hair?)
DO BREAKDANCE!(:D)
TAKE 123456789987654321+ PICTURES.(memories)
Best of all:
Life transforming.(price less)
So why waste? COME DOWN NOWZXZXZXZXZXZXZX!