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2010-01-03T18:25:00.000+08:00

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2010-01-03T01:24:00.007+08:00

Believe
I say on Sunday how much I want revival
But then on Monday, I can't even find my Bible
Where's the power
The power of the cross in my life

I'm sick of playing the game of religion
I'm tired of losing my reason for living
Where's the power
The power of the cross in my life

I'm not content just to walk through my life, giving in
To the lies, Walking in compromises now
We cry out as a generation that was lost
But now is found in the power of the cross

Chorus:
We believe in You
We believe in the power of Your Word that is true
We believe in You
So we lay down our cause
That our cross might be found in You

I'm not satisfied doing it my own way
I'm not satisfied to do church and walk away
I'm not satisfied there's no love in my life but You
I'm not satisfied living in yesterday's hour
I'm not satisfied to have the form but not the power
I'm not satisfied, Lord I am crucified in You
(Chorus)

So we lay down our cause
That our cross might be found in You
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Operation 1-UP

*4 Lower Sec to SOW on Each.
*1 Meal of Fasting&Prayer Every Monday
to depend on God and increase our faith!
*1 Salvation from BMSS,HSS,QWSS,QTSS,STC by End March 2010.

Let's be excited for what God is gonna do through you.
Whatever we've learn in this holiday, in camp, its time
to put it into ACTION.

WE are in this together!
Our SMS tone shall remind us of our COMMITMENT in 1-UP for Jesus!

If you are game for this and BELIEVE that it can be done, put "[1-UP!]" @ the end of your
MSN Personal Message.
I Did it already!

It must be done, it can be done and it will be done.
We can do it.

Matthew 9:28-30

²⁸When he had gone indoors, the blind men came to him, and he asked them, "Do you believe that I am able to do this?"
"Yes, Lord," they replied.

²⁹Then he touched their eyes and said, "According to your faith will it be done to you"; ³⁰and their sight was restored.

2009-12-27T00:10:00.006+08:00

MERRY CHRISTMAS, Central B!!

May you continue to experience God's love
and have an enjoyable time of fellowship with
LGs, friends and families!

May all be encouraged and strengthen through the Giving as well!

GOD loves You!

Just To See A Smile On Your Face

2009-12-21T01:09:00.006+08:00

Level Up

Great Fun&Fellowship,
Impactful Teachings, Minstering worship,
Lots of application and growth to be seen in our lives.

Have you Level-ed Up?
or
How is your Leveling Up in Christ?

Are we ready for God's move in our lifes?
Are we ready for Him to use us?

To be that Generation that God desires.

******
Heads UP!!

Christmas is coming!!
ARe you all excited?

Thank God for the 4 new bros & sis !

WE deeply n warmly welcome you into this
family of God!

People, let's continue to reap the harvest for Jesus, amen?

God's family has no limits and can surely contain
soooooooo many more!

So, this Thursday, 24th Dec 2009
3.30pm
Suntec Convention Hall 602
"AT THE DOOR"

Bring along your friends(as many as you can^^)
and family down to this wonderful event~
there'll be a great time of dynamic dance item,
engaging drama(based on true life stories)
and carols(woo!!)!

Don't miss this out!

How do you want to rmb this Christmas for you
and your frens/families?

Let's pray that this Christmas will be the day of
SALVATION for many; to know the unconditional love
of Jesus.

The greatest gift on Christmas is the gift of Love;Salvation.

Luke 2:11(MSG)
The angel said, "Don't be afraid. I'm here to announce a great and joyful event that is meant for everybody, worldwide: A Savior has just been born in David's town, a Savior who is Messiah and Master. This is what you're to look for: a baby wrapped in a blanket and lying in a manger."

2009-12-13T19:06:00.002+08:00

HELLO!
PLEASE REMEMBER TO BRING YOUR DEVOTION BOOK AND A JACKET TOO :D
REMEMBER 8.30AM AT WOODLANDS MRT STATION!!! :DDDDDD

ARE YOU EXCITED FOR CAMP ??

2009-12-12T00:55:00.007+08:00

HEY!
HERE'S THE TO-BRING-LIST :
4-5 sets of clothes(including centralb shirt

and 1 unwanted shirt )

Goggles(In case)

Undergarments

Slippers

Sport Shoes(Optional)

Socks(Optional)

Towel

Toothbrush

Toothpaste

Facial foam

Shampoo/Soap

Comb

Spectacles/Contact lens/Contact lens' solution

Bible

Writing materials

Handphone & charger

Basic/own medication (if any)

Camera

Cash

Jacket. (it will be cold)

HAHAHA!
AND PLEASE REMEMBER THAT ALL OF US WILL BE MEETING AT
8.30,WOODLANDS MRT STATION ! :DDDDD
DON'T BE LATE !!

SOME IDEAS FOR SHAMPOO , SOAP AND TOOTHPASTE :
Maybe you guys can share with ur cg members by asking one person to bring shampoo,soap or toothpaste :D

MEANWHILE YOU ALL CAN ENJOY THIS VIDEO! =D

2009-12-07T01:41:00.005+08:00

A GOOD KING RULES BY PROTECTING.

God is like a King who protects us at ALL TIMES.

He protects the weak and the needy.

He protects those who stand up for His name's sake.

He protects His people from the Devil's snare.

God loves us and protects us because we are HIS.

**Do you seek God for protection and pray
for others for God's protection to be upon them?**

Psalm 34:20
he protects all his bones, not one of them will be broken.

Psalm 116:6
The LORD protects the simplehearted; when I was in great need, he saved me.

Proverbs 2:8
for he guards the course of the just and protects the way of his faithful ones.

1 Corinthians 13:7
It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
[GOD is LOVE]

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Thank God for Leez and her team for
organizing the whole event and all
the sacrificial spirit of the team!

Kudos!

2009-12-04T00:18:00.005+08:00

10 more days to camp.
If you want to see Dylan playing Angelina/Angelina(2), come on down to camp now!
Since, we got some free time + night, Chee Jinmin will perform with Dylan Wong and he promise to dance some sexy move! :D with his caregroup & Brandon Kang!

If you want to catch this priceless dance & funky music, COME ON DOWN TO SSS (SINGAPORE SPORTS SCHOOL)!

(14TH - 16TH DEC)! The full time thingy is over, but you can pay the day itself! :)

Food and drinks will be provided! (FOC)! Free of charge!
that including macdonal! (24/7 hr delivery) = people paying will be brandon, ryan & angela! WOOTS!

NICE SCENERY WILL BE PROVIDED. So can enjoy the music better! :)

Tau-pok will be provided too! (if you know what i mean ^_^ JUST JOKING!)

TICKLE will be provided too! :D

FELLOWSHIP + BEI BEI MIAN = Many many many many many.

So what're you waiting for?
COME on down, NOWNOWNOWNOW! :D
If not you're going to regret like up,down,left,right. :)

REGENERATION

2009-11-29T22:25:00.008+08:00

Remember these...??

Know where CENTRAL B will be
from the 14-16th Dec 2009??

Singapore Sports School!!
(Everyone will be there!)

CAMP is just around the corner!! Make some noiseee!!

So...

Are you READY for a time of FUN?
(you know what kinda fun we mean...)

Are you READY for a time of FELLOWSHIP?
(all the time of overnites, food, ma-ma shop,heart-to-heart talk with people,
and more..)

Are you READY for a time a REGENERATION & LIFE CHANGING exp from GOD?
(the praise&worships, W.O.G, and so much more...)

There's just too many to mention!
So, Puhh-LEASE don't miss out!!

Let's be READY for God.

Have you set your camp objectives?

See YOU(yes, you who is reading this) there!!

have fun :)

2009-11-24T08:22:00.002+08:00

NG SCENE!

Last update.

2009-11-23T23:42:00.003+08:00

Camp this saturday(28/11/09) is the last date.

LAST DAY.
LAST DAY.
LAST DAY.
LAST DAY.
LAST DAY.

PLEASE PAY IT TO CHEEJINMIN.
YOUR MONEY.

FULL TIME + 4SLOT = FREE SHIRT!

GO PAY NOW. PAY NOW.
NOWNOWNOWNOWNOW!

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN SING?

2009-11-23T11:41:00.003+08:00

Enjoy!

Thank you

2009-11-20T21:50:00.002+08:00

Thank you for being so willing to take this video.Full video,I'll try to upload it asap :) HAHA.Shingz,Ahtiong is here!This video doesn't have good ending.Sorry

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN SING?

2009-11-19T09:33:00.003+08:00

Hey coolies :) HAHA, SO you think u can sing is this fri.

Xueli,Gera,Weiling,Shreedhee,Li zhen(find a song tgt :) ) ,reynard,esther,cherynn,tif,xueting,meimei,yu wen pls meet 1.15 at queenstown mrt station.erm...If I had left out anyone here,just rmb to come.

Take note : Quan kai and Jiahui will be on another day.Thank you and God bless you :D

-Jillene

Weiling + Faith + Lizhen = WFL

2009-11-17T00:36:00.002+08:00

Last saturday we learn that we should understand deeper, CLEARER and better about the word of god. We should go to these classes so we can learn and understand more! =)

Moneys are suppose to give to Careleader! Careleader, please pass it to Chee Jinmin.

All lessons are $6!
Dateline: 21 November. (This saturday)

How to grow as a christian.
Learn about god's aim :D!
(6months or less are encourage to go)

CLC1
to be core team member.
Chracter + Skills

CLC2
Follow up course or care leader course 1,
equips with necessary skills to be an effective care leader!
A successor for care leader role.

Theology for youth today.
Depth of understanding god.
(ONLY CARE LEADERS & ABOVE)

Dates: 30Nov (Monday), 2Dec (Wednesday), 7Dec (Monday)
3pm - 6pm

Character study.
Learn from ordinary people lives just like us:
Daniel = Strong godly principles
Rehab = Live with courage and trust
Moses = Live with mistakes and strength
Paul = God - given vision and drive.

Dates: 30Nov (Monday) & 2Dec (Wednesday)
2pm-6pm

Before camp, let's all learn from wfl first :D And apply in our life so we can be a
cool, hip, funky, spiritual christian. :)

THIS SATURDAY, THERE WILL BE A CENTRAL B MEETING AFTER SERVICE.
PLEASE SAVE MONEY THROUGH THIS WEEK TO SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE. (REALLY) & BRING THE MONEY YOU HAVE SAVE, BRING IT TO CENTRAL B'S MEETING. (!)

CAMP CAMP CAMP.

2009-11-17T00:24:00.006+08:00

HEY PEOPLE,

DATELINE FOR NORMAL BIRD: 28NOV!

Please try to pay on 21Nov and not 28Nov!
Because it will be a very very very busy day on 28Nov.(why? like a typical singaporean other district, will chiong and pay like mad too :D, we shall be kiasu, pay first hahaha!)

Do NOT, NEVER, EVER, PAY DEAD BIRD.
Or ducky uncle chee jinmin will hunt chu you down! :)
Please pay money to Jinmin and please find him, because he will keep walking around with $$.
(you can rob him because he will have around 1000+) :D JUST JOKING.

Come on, we are going to pay $105/$115 for a life transformation.
No books can help you to transform (except the bible)
Come on,

For,
$105/$115
you're gonna get, :

FOR A HIGH TIME OF PRAISE & WORSHIP.(jump till we drop)
FELLOWSHIPPPP, NEVER ENDING.(talk all night)
MAGGIEE MEEEEE/MACDONAL FOR SUPPER.(get FATTER!)
SEE PEOPLE SLEEPING UNGLAMLY. (Priceless face)
SEE PEOPLE'S HAIR AFTER THEY WOKE UP FROM THEIR SLEEP.(Chicken hair, duck hair?)
DO BREAKDANCE!(:D)
TAKE 123456789987654321+ PICTURES.(memories)
Best of all:
Life transforming.(price less)

So why waste? COME DOWN NOWZXZXZXZXZXZXZX!

2009-11-11T22:46:00.001+08:00

Happy birthday Eugenia & Qiying!

Stc(cb2) LOVES YOU ALOT!

NEWS.

2009-11-08T21:25:00.003+08:00

People, please pay camp.

Now is $115!
14Nov - 28Nov!

Sign up now!

Full camp + Partimer (4 slots and above) = Get free shirt!
Pay to Chee Jinmin!

Those who pay after that, will die. LOL.

Halloween.
Hey peeps, please pay $3.70 to your care leaders now!
:) Thanks alot!
If you didn't pay, you also die. >:)

Cb1 - Reynard

Cb2 - Weilling

Cb3 - Lizhen
Cb4 - Hazel
Cb5 - Xueli

CHERYNN-one man show,fun shows :D

2009-11-05T20:30:00.004+08:00

-Jillene

2009-11-03T15:00:00.004+08:00

Centralb should try this! HAHAHAHAHA!

Roles

2009-11-01T20:25:00.001+08:00

So you think you can sing ?

Characters:

Cherynn – Selina,Britney Spear ( maid )

Esther – Ella,babarella,Andrianna WOW

Thalia – Hebe,Simon(judge)

Tif- body guard 1

Xueting – body guard 2

Huiying-So li jun

Yu wen – Lily,

Jiahui – girl

Li Zhen,Shreedhee,Weiling,Xueli and Geraldine-Wonder girls
back up people: Annqi,Felicia

Meimei – lola

Reynard – liu de hua

Quan Kai– zhang xue you,boy

Brandon Kang – Judge(Randy Jackson)

Angela – mom of boy and girl,Paula(judge)

Hazel – Avril Lavigne,mad woman

yeah,I hope everyone is ok with the characters and will be willing to act it out.If you wanna change,do tell me :) Take note,this whole video is for J O Y :D

FOR FUN :)

2009-10-31T20:30:00.001+08:00

2009-10-28T19:50:00.003+08:00

HELLO PEOPLE!

I AM YUWEN BLOGGING HERE!

I KNOW THAT SOME OF YOU ARE

GOING FOR

HENDERSON 35TH ANNIVERSERY

CONCERT

AT ESPLANADE , WORLD CLASS

STAGE .

THERE ARE SOME THINGS

THAT YOU NEED TO FOLLOW :D

1)PLEASE WEAR APPROPRIATELY

GUYS-JEANS + TOP

GIRLS-DRESS/JEANS+TOP(NO TUBE

OR ANYTHING UNAPPROPRIATE)

2)PLEASE BE THERE AT 7PM SHARP !

IF YOU'RE LATE ,THE DOOR IS NOT

GOING TO OPEN FOR YOU .

3)NO AH LIAN/AH BENG'S PIERCING HAHAAH!

JOY TEEBEE :D

2009-10-26T20:33:00.002+08:00

JOY TEEBEE :D

Excited for DARK KNIGHT? yeah,It will be held at Tif's house.How to go?Please try to find your way there,if you failed,its ok.Just sit down and cry.Pray that someone who notice you and help u.If no one comes for your help.No worries.Just ask our EZTHER for help.HAHA

REMEMBER,IT WILL BE AT TIF'S HOUSE.SEE YOU ON FRI :D

2009-10-25T10:10:00.005+08:00

Those who are EXCITED for THE DARK KNIGHT ,
please stare at the computer screen.
OMG; i didnt know all of you are excited !!
This is your reward ;

Camp!

2009-10-25T00:11:00.003+08:00

People please pay the camp money

TO JINMIN!

$105!

a free t-shirt.

(only full-timers get the shirt)

Date due: Nov 7

Later than that have to pay $115

Get the yellow form from either your

CLs,

Cb1 - reynard

Cb2 - weilling

Cb3 - lizhen

Cb4 - hazel

Cb5 - xueli

Jinmin.

Quick sign up for camp now!

Its life transforming!

Those who pay dead bird, will be knocked by jinmin -.-.

2009-10-23T19:56:00.003+08:00

Hey people!
Finalized details of ' Dark Knight ' !

What: Central B's halloween event!
When: 30th October 2009, Friday
Time: Meet at 6pm at Queenstown MRT Station!
Dress code: Costume allowed, just as long it's ALL BLACK!
What to bring: Yourself, a friend(s), a spontaneous mind, an empty stomach and $3^
What to expect: A night of suspense, hormedy and lots of fellowshipping

Do invite your friends for this event and DO NOT BE LATE!

heh, so be there or BEWARE!

Joy :D

2009-10-21T21:02:00.002+08:00

Check out cherynn's unglam.SUPER FUNNY! HAVE FUN WATCHING

Camp camp Camp.

2009-10-17T23:25:00.002+08:00

Listen up people!

24OCT - 7NOV

24OCTOBER - 7NOVEMBER

(EARLY BIRD!)

$105!

QUICK QUICK QUICK QUICK QUICK

PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY !

PAY TO JINMIN!(UA)

2009-10-16T20:56:00.002+08:00

Hey,

there will be guitar class

tomorrow !

venue:Istana Park

Time:11.45am!

Who's teaching ?

qk and yk !

Tell them if you're going there !

2009-10-15T20:46:00.001+08:00

'Let me explain theproblem science has with Jesus Christ.' The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students tostand.
'You're a Christian, aren't you, son?'
'Yes sir,' the student says.
'So you believe inGod?'
'Absolutely.'
'Is God good?'
'Sure! God's good.'
'Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?'
'Yes.'
'Are you good or evil?'
'The Bible says I'm evil.'
The professor grins knowingly. 'Aha! The Bible!' He considers for a moment.
'Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?'
'Yes sir, I would.'
'So you're good...!'
'I wouldn't say that.'
'But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't.'
The student does not answer, so the professor continues. 'He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him How is this Jesus good? Hmmm? Can you answer that one?'
The student remains silent.
'No, you can't, can you?' the professor says. He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax.
'Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?'
'Er...yes,' the student says.
'Is Satan good?'
The student doesn't hesitate on this one. 'No.'
'Then where does Satan come from?'
The student : 'From...God..'
'That's right. God made Satan, didn't he? Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?'
'Yes, sir.'
'Evil's everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything, correct?'
'Yes.'
'So who created evil?' The professor continued, 'If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil.'
Without allowing the student to answer, the professor continues: 'Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they exist in this world?'
The student: 'Yes.'
'So who created them?'
The student does not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. 'Who created them? There is still no answer. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace in front of the classroom. The class is mesmerized.
'Tell me,' he continues onto another student. 'Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?'
The student's voice is confident: 'Yes, professor, I do.'
The old man stops pacing. 'Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?'
'No sir. I've never seen Him.'
'Then tell us if you've ever heard your Jesus?'
'No, sir, I have not.'
'Have you ever actually felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelled your Jesus? Have you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for that matter?'
'No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't.'
'Yet you still believe inhim?'
'Yes.'
'According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?'
'Nothing,' the studentreplies. 'I only have my faith.'
'Yes, faith,' the professor repeats. 'And that is the problem science has with God. There is no evidence, only faith.'
The student stands quietly for a moment, before asking a question of his own. 'Professor, is there such a thing as heat?'
'Yes,' the professor replies. 'There's heat.'
'And is there such a thing as cold?'
'Yes, son, there's cold too.'
'No sir, there isn't.'
The professor turns to face the student, obviously interested. The room suddenly becomes very quiet. The student begins to explain.
'You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don't have anything called 'cold'. We can hit up to 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be able to go colder than the lowest-458 degrees. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total absence of heat. You see, sir, cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.'
Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the classroom, sounding like a hammer.
What about darkness, professor. Is there such a thing as darkness?'
'Yes,' the professor replies without hesitation. 'What is night if it isn't darkness?'
'You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light, but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? That's the meaning we use to define the word. In reality, darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?'
The professor begins to smile at the student in front of him. This will be a good semester. 'So what point are you making, young man?'
'Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with, and so your conclusion must also be flawed.'
The professor's face cannot hide his surprise this time. 'Flawed? Can you explain how?'
'You are working on the premise of duality,' the student explains. 'You argue that there is life and then there's death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it.'
'Now tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?'
'If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes, of course I do.'
'Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?'
The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes where the argument is going. A very good semester, indeed.
'Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavour, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a preacher?'
The class is in uproar. The student remains silent until the commotion has subsided.
'To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, let me give you an example of what I mean.'
The student looks around the room.'Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?' The class breaks out into laughter.
'Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain, felt theprofessor's brain, touched or smelled the professor's brain? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, with all due respect, sir. So if science says you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures, sir?'
Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the student, his face unreadable.
Finally, after what seems an eternity,the old man answers. 'I guess you'll have to take them on faith.'
'Now, you accept that there is faith, and, in fact, faith exists with life,' the student continues. 'Now, sir, is there such a thing as evil?'
Now uncertain, the professor responds, 'Of course, there is. We see it everyday. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil.'
To this the student replied, 'Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God.
God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light.'
The professor sat down.

Let's learn from the freshman

2009-10-14T23:58:00.000+08:00

There was a professor of philosophy there who was a deeply committed atheist,
his primary goal for one required class was to spend the entire semester to prove the God couldn’t exist.
His students were always afraid to argue with him because of his impeccable logic.
Sure, some had argue in class at times, but no one had ever gone against him because of his reputation.
At the end of every semester,
on the last day he would say to his class of 300 students,“If there is anyone here who still believes in Jesus, STAND up!”
In twenty years, no one had ever stood up,they knew what he was going to do next, he would say,
“Because anyone who believes in god is a fool”
“If god existed, he could stop this peice of chalk from hitting the ground and breaking.”
“If god can’t even do this simple task to prove that he is god and yet can’t do it.”
And every year, he would drop the chalk onto the tile floor of classroom and it would shattered into many peices.
Most of the students thought that god couldn’t exist and certainly a number of Christians had slipped through,
but for 20years people were afraid of standing up.
Than there’s a freshman who happened to enroll into this class.
He was a believer and he heard storied about this professor.
He was required to take this class for his major and he was afraid.But for three months, that semester,
he prayed every morning,that he would have the courage to stand up,
no matter what the professor say or the what class thought,
he hoped that nothing could ever shatter his faith.
Finally, the day came, the professor asked,“If there is anyone who still believes in Jesus, is a fool!”
The freshman guy, stood up and he shocked the teacher and the classmates.
The professor shouted at him, “you FOOL!”
“If god existed, he would keep this peice of chalk from breaking, when it hits the floor!”
-He proceeded to drop the chalk.-
As he did,the chalk slipped from his hand, off his shirt cuff, onto the pleat of his pants,
down his legs and off his shoes.
As it hit onto the ground, it simply rolled away without unbroken.
The professor stared at the chalk with his jaw dropped,
stared at the young men and ran out from the lecture hall.
The man who stood proceeded to walk to the front of the room to share about his faith about Jesus Christ for half an hour.
The 300 students stayed and listened.

Sing this song people

2009-10-13T19:13:00.002+08:00

"can't see my,
can't drink me,
no you can't touch my polka tea.
I am gonna finish it up.
Pol pol pol polka tea." -poker face song.

"durians for me,
Nothing for you.
Though your crying there
but I just don't care."
-pictures of me song.HAHAHA

LAME I KNOW.SING IT WHEN YOU BORED

-jillene

Jokes :D

2009-10-08T17:13:00.000+08:00

Are u still a kid?

Kids Are Quick!
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.

Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

Have fun with the jokes.And cherynn is my Popeye,I am her betty boob.Jillene here :D

Real testimony of salvation

2009-10-06T14:40:00.002+08:00

Feeling tired of evaxing in your school?HAHA,This testimony is from my neighbour's mother(sort of my ah ma) who accepted christ after more than 4 decades! :D

Our mother,Mdm Sng Soo Keng,is able to read Chinese and has very good knowledge of Chinese History (also well-versed with the Chinese legends) and culture.Because of her knowledge,it has taken us more than 40yrs to convince her to come and believe in the Lord.Another hindrance was that she said she was "adopted by her God".After the funeral of my second brother,Lee Ming,in October 2000,I told her that the Gospel had already been presented to her many times and the decision now lay with her.I told her we would not pester her again but to let us know when she was ready.I was surprised that she kept completely silent.She would normally reply in Teochew,"you walk your road and I'll walk mind."

Since 1995,she has been warded in the hospital for a number of surgeries.And each time,we were worried when she went for the operations.We prayed that the Lord would spare her and not take her away until she became a Christian.

In early February last year,she was diagnosed with kidney failure.This meant she required haemodialysis thrice a week.Knowing she would be going for such treatment soon,Pastor Heng visited her at home and prayed for her.But things did not appear good.She was admitted into hospital earlier than expected.I normally accompanied her to the hospital on Saturdays,and sometimes,my sister Li Cheng would be with me and we would bring up the matter on her decision to become a Christian.It was in the middle of last year while in the car that she said she was preparing herself to become a Christian and would let us know her decision.She told us not to mention this to anyone.But of course,we shared the good news among our family members.

We were hesitant and worried about our mum going for the coronary angiogram and angioplasty (ballooning of her heart arteries) because she still had not recieved Christ.But thank God,we did not delay the operation.Her doctor mentioned that she would suffer a heart attack had she been delayed a week or two.We were surprised she looked well even while in the high dependency unit after the angioplasty,followed by immediate heamodialysis.She usually felt weak after operations,but not this time.I read from my nephew Adrian's watch night service testimony that Joe Mok had gotten ten brethren to pray for her.I believe God's grace has sustained her.

One afternoon in October last year after the surgery, my aunt(my mum's youngest sister,a non-believer who frequents Chinese temples) came to vist her.When I came back from the office that day,I was very astonished to learn that my mum had asked her sister to check on the procedure to "send-off" her god and also to remove our grandparents' altar.She said that she wished to do it in a proper manner.She told me that during my brother's wake,her sister suggested to her to follow her children's faith to become a Christian.Within the next two days,my aunt came to report the procedure of "send-off" her God and removal of the altar of my grandparents during their death anniversaries.My mum,having been a dutiful daughter-in-law had prayed to them every festive season without fail.And most of the time,the food offered were separated for us.My mum then planned to "send-pff" her god before Chinses New Year in 2002.

So finallt on 15th November,she "sent-off" her god earlier than expected and removed mygrandfather's altar on 4th December and my grandmother's altar on 19th December 2001.Praise the Lord for her decision.She told me that by then,she could attend church service on Christmas Sunday and that Pastor Heng would be very happy to see her.She attended the combine church service for the third time last Sunday,20th January.After the service,she met PAstor Heng and told him about her decision to be baptized.Pastor Heng suggested next Sunday 27th January.She said it is not possible as her family members would be celebrating her birthday.Upon reaching home,I told her that her birthday dinner would be in the morning.So she agreed to be baptised.I informed my eldest brother Allan and also contacted my nephew Adrain,who was in the session metting to let pastor know about her baptism the following Sunday.

All her children and grandchildren rejoice and praise God as well as give thanks for her decision to come into God's family.

Now Mdm Sng Soo Keng,is in heaven with Jesus :D So lets not give up after our exams and continue to evax with faith :D

-Jillene koh :)

2009-10-04T11:33:00.002+08:00

START SAVING NOW FOR CAMP!!! :)

Start saving now, now, now, now, now, now, now.

:)!

After exams, take the results, than let's play :D :O :D :O!

Have some Lame-ness

2009-10-04T11:05:00.002+08:00

Why did Chang e's rabbit disappeared? Chang e is the mooncake girl.

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN SING? Dates and Times for audition will be revealed another time.Now its just for publicity. :) LOL I know,haha.Who knows,one of our Central B members might be the next Singapore Idol like hardy mirza(isit?)LOL,ok anyway just good singers lah! :D This exiting game show will be in Joy TV and Joy Tv will be back. :D STAY TUNED,DON'T GO AWAY!

Jiayou for those whose exam's are starting like next week :D Yay,lets glorify God tgt!

FOR ALL THOSE WHO ARE STUDYING HARD!

2009-09-30T20:41:00.006+08:00

If you feel stressed like them, or you look like them now.......
TURN TO.................

James 1:2-4

2Consider it pure joy, my brothers, whenever you face trials of many kinds, 3because you know that the testing of your faith develops perseverance. 4Perseverance must finish its work so that you may be mature and complete, not lacking anything.

Romans 5:3-4

³Not only so, but we also rejoice in our sufferings, because we know that suffering produces perseverance; ⁴perseverance, character; and character, hope.

When we know that exams are the testing of our faith and perseverance, let's choose to seek God even when the late nights seem longer, books seem thicker and papers seem harder!

Because we know that our God would bring us through what He puts us through!

SO START LOOKING LIKE THIS.............

(Doesn't this remind you of "with Christ in the vessel, we can smile at the storm!")

Indeed with Christ in our hearts, we can smile at the storm!

So hang on there, give your best shot in your exams and allow God to do the rest!

Let's also write at least one encouragement card to one person in the unit to cheer each other on for their exams!

JIAYOU!

2009-09-22T23:17:00.004+08:00

Saw the 3 picture?

Realise a process?

Yes, it begins with STRICT training
and..
THE COMPETITION
and..
Lastly, THE GLORIOUS moment..
THE PRIZE..

Similarly, as we all know, EXAMS are coming soooon!
I believe you started to countdown too, yeah?

Yes, so even as you study, you'll feel SIAN and tired, etc..
( but i know some of you LOVE studying ^^)
remember, that it's worth the painstaking effort!
look at the finishing line!
We can even go to camp without worrying abt our exams results!! :)

Take a break and eat these food for thoughts!

Don't be afraid to give your best to what seemingly are small jobs. Every time you conquer one it makes you that much stronger. If you do the little jobs well, the big ones will tend to take care of themselves. ~Dale Carnegie

You can't go through life quitting everything. If you're going to achieve anything, you've got to stick with something. ~From the television show Family Matters

It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer. ~Albert Einstein

Don't be discouraged. It's often the last key in the bunch that opens the lock. ~Author Unknown

Remember, We are a CHRISTIAN that happens to be a student.

Study to glorify His Name.
Study so that others may see Christ in us and they bridge closer to Christ!

Let's give our best for Jesus yeah?

1 Corinthians 9:24-27 (New International Version)

²⁴Do you not know that in a race all the runners run, but only one gets the prize? Run in such a way as to get the prize.

²⁵Everyone who competes in the games goes into strict training. They do it to get a crown that will not last; but we do it to get a crown that will last forever. ²⁶Therefore I do not run like a man running aimlessly; I do not fight like a man beating the air. ²⁷No, I beat my body and make it my slave so that after I have preached to others, I myself will not be disqualified for the prize.

Just for Laugh

2009-09-16T22:56:00.003+08:00

Heyhey,
here are some Jokes just for laugh :D
Joke #1 :
Joe:Hey! your dog took a bite out of my apple !
Flo:Big deal ! i'll get you a new apple !
Joe:But it's my Adam's Apple !
Joke #2 :
Leigh:Say,is that dog a pointer?
Dee:No,it's a disappointer .
Riddle:
1)If there were ten cats in a boat,one jumped out,how many cats are left in the boat?
2) Where does a dog go when it loses its tail ?
3)What do you get if you cross a kitten with a post?
4)What kind of dog can jump higher than a house ?
5)What did the dog's right eye say to his left eye?

hahaha,here's a time for you to relax and have fun with the riddles :D
♥YUWEN!

2009-09-14T21:46:00.003+08:00

Hey,exams are just around the corners :[
yea,let's all do our best in our exams and shine for god!
STUDY FOR GOD,AMEN!
Please don't study until you're siao .
Take sometimes to relax too :D
JIAYOUS!

The Giving Tree

2009-09-09T12:40:00.008+08:00

This video is a little long, but worth the watch

Can you relate your relationship with your parents, friends,

or even... God,with this?

With all the things in life that keep us busy- studies, friends, play, etc...

Do these things keep us so busy, that we are too BUSY for God?

Do we just go to God only when we think we need him?

And when we have problems?

:-)

Think.

-MChief

Map

2009-09-08T11:17:00.003+08:00

Hello people it has occurred to me that many of you who have tried to come to my house from Bouna Vista MRT cannot find the bus stop (despite people giving you directions). So I drew a very clear map of how to get to that bus stop :-)
Please also use the directions given in the previous post for EXTRA satisfaction.

-Master Chief

2009-09-07T20:46:00.001+08:00

Hey,
A clearer directory of going to Tifanis's house,
When you reached Buona Vista station,
1)Tap your ez-link card/standard ticket out of the Tapping Machine .
2)Walk forward and go down the Escalator .
3)You'll reach the level ground facing Top-up Machine infront of you .
4)Turn to your left side and walk up the stairs.
5)Once you walk finish the stairs,turn to your right and go to the bus stop .
6)Wait for the bus number 92.
7)Alight at the 9th stop (not including the stop you board the bus,but including the one you going to alight)
8)When you alight,there's a road infront of you.Cross it!
9)After you cross,look to your right . There's another road. Cross it!
10)Wait for PEOPLE TO FETCH YOU IN!
11)CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'VE REACHED TIFANIS'S HOUSE!

♥YUWEN!

Latest update!

2009-09-07T12:19:00.008+08:00

Venue changed, due to some technical problem.
Venue is at tiffanis's house.
Is at Buona Vista.

Nearest station: Buona Vista Mrt Station

You have to take Bus 92 to TIFFANIS's HOUSE.

If you're taking taxi means you're rich (jkjk),
her condo is called Astor Green!

those who got come before her house before (cb4/5)
Please try to guide those people that have never been her house before thanks! :)

MEETING TIME : 3.00(TRY NOT TO BE LATE :D)
MEETING PLACE : BUONA VISTA MRT :)
MONEY : ??(have not comfirm) :)

:D :D :D :D :D

2009-09-06T01:11:00.001+08:00

HeyHey,
if you guys want any songsssssssss,
you can find me at my msn :]]]
so you can save your time searching for the songssss :]
look for me at my msn (pet_lover2807@hotmail.com) :]
♥YUWEN!

Does God Exist?

2009-09-05T01:41:00.003+08:00

Food for Thought

It's impt to know why we do what we do and who we serve.

Col 1:17(MSG)

Christ Holds It All Together
15-18We look at this Son and see the God who cannot be seen. We look at this Son and see God's original purpose in everything created. For everything, absolutely everything, above and below, visible and invisible, rank after rank after rank of angels—everything got started in him and finds its purpose in him. He was there before any of it came into existence and holds it all together right up to this moment. And when it comes to the church, he organizes and holds it together, like a head does a body.

the happy breakup of CB4 and CB5!

2009-09-05T00:25:00.016+08:00

this would be the happiest breakup ever! the cg couple went to have dinner to have their last farewell. :)
hello lao teo~!
LG ice cream for you?

ah lians in the making.
EMO SEHHHHH.
yum yum food!
thanks annqi for the cookies you made for us.
OMG, i love xueli's face.
look at thalia's blur picture.

the whole load of us! more pics with cherynn or me. you can get from me or cherynn! it was a good breakup for both parties! :D love you CB4 and CB5

BBQ~

2009-09-03T21:54:00.001+08:00

People in central b house yo!

Yes you!

Before our exams start, let us enjoy ourself!

Keep YOURSELF FREE ON NEXT FRIDAY(11/09/09)<- HOLIDAY!

Because we a r e g o i n g t o h a v e b-b-q~

Yea!

Stay tune for more details people!

2009-09-03T01:06:00.000+08:00

HOPE PREMIER LEAGUE

Feet Washers

Congratulations!!
Feet Washers made it into the FINALS!!
What an exciting match it was!!
They Scored 2-0!
We're proud of you!
Well done!

FINALS
When? 21st September
Where? YCK stadium
Time? To Be Confirmed

Be there with your pom poms and cheers
to give your fullest SUPPORT to the soccer hunks!

**You can also place your soccer bets with our bookie.....
oops..
haha kidding!!**

Be there or be "round,like a soccer ball"..^^

Feetwashers - we play for the King

simplify your life with CB5!

2009-09-02T00:35:00.016+08:00

last week was CB5's first caregroup together at settler's!

thalia greets everyone with a big wow!

thalia ready to kill anytime now. look at the knife in her hand! chillax! its just a game!
the two drunkards who are ready to faint.
confused and determined to know what their card says.
hair styler in action. action only luh.
the game item became accessories for us! :D
THALIA! WHY DO U SEEM TO APPEAR AT EVERY PIC! xueli's fat tongue.
lao teo!
i've no idea what they were doing.
trying to look demure. hmmmms.
showing their wonderful fair hands. lao teo cant believe what she's seeing!
the popular "nobody but you" pose!
the sexy babes!
rocker chickens! oh i mean chicks. ;)
supposed formal shot.

xueli's laughter greets everyone goodbye and thalia again, threatens to kill people who bullies her shepherd. aww! ;D

cheers to a great opening of the start of CB5! simply filled with fun and laughter! not to mention death threats from thalia with her almighty knife that nearly killed her cg members. but we love you still. =D continue to grow strong and biblical as awesome and young women of God! follow xueli as she follows Christ yea? love you, you and YOU! you may be small and young but you can still shine like stars for Christ and be a big blessing to others.

Isaiah 60:22
²² The least of you will become a thousand,
the smallest a mighty nation.
I am the LORD;
in its time I will do this swiftly."

- angela loves you! :)

2009-08-31T21:41:00.000+08:00

Hey people,
although our fasting ends tmr,we can still continue fasting.
PLEASE DO NOT SPAM (EG,SWEETS : LIKE EAT 100 SWEETS) NONONO!
PLEASE DON'T! hahahhahahaha!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

-drum rolls-

2009-08-31T12:57:00.000+08:00

yes its a baby.

GUGUGUGUGUUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGGUUGGU :D

put on your thinking caps!

2009-08-30T11:28:00.000+08:00

RIDDLE TIME!

What can you spot?

1) A candy cane

2) Boy

3) A baby

2009-08-29T22:09:00.001+08:00

Hey,people!
Henderson is having their 35th anniversary concert on 3rd NOV!
It will be held at esplanade,world class .
So,are you going?
TICKETS ARE SELLING AT $10 NOW!
IF YOU WANNA GO,BUY NOW!
PLEASE SUPPORT XUETING AND JIAHUI BECAUSE THEY WILL BE PERFORMING!
JIAYOU!!!!
♥YUWEN!

2009-08-26T19:46:00.001+08:00

HEY,
THE VOLLEYBALL MATCH IS POSTPONE TO TOMORROW!
DO GO IF YOU'RE FREE :DD

COMFORT

2009-08-25T23:41:00.004+08:00

Are we being a little too comfortable to move and obey God's voice?

"Comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable." - Finley Peter Dunne

2009-08-25T22:43:00.000+08:00

HEYHEY,
QUEENSWAY VOLLEYBALL-ERS ARE HAVING THEIR MATCH ON FRIDAY WITH QUEENSTOWN SECONDARY VOLLEYBALL-ERS AT QUEENSTOWN SEC!
IT WILL BE AT 2.45 PM SO DO SUPPORT THEM IF YOU'RE FREE ON THAT DAY!
THANK YOU!
♥YUWEN!

2009-08-25T20:13:00.000+08:00

Actually..
YEA!
hahahahaahhaahahha~
but 711 does close one time,which is when they 倒闭(close down) !
hahha

2009-08-24T21:02:00.000+08:00

Heyhey!
IT'S RIDDLE TIME!
1)Would you work at a 711 if you were paid $50 just for closing the shop for them ?
I CANT THINK!
I AM SORRY!
AAAHAHHAHAHAHA~
♥YUWEN

2009-08-20T20:18:00.000+08:00

Heyhey!
CONGRAGULATION TO QUEENSWAY'S SOCCER TEAM :]
THEY WON WOODLANDS BY 7 SCORES!
QUEENSWAY TO WOODLANDS (7-0)
FIRST IN NATIONALS?
CONGRATX :]

2009-08-18T20:40:00.000+08:00

Hey people,
Thalia and Esther is having their finals at CCAB on thursday (20/8) .
AND they need supporters.
So,if you are free,please go down and support them ! thank you!
They'll be leaving school at 1.30 so perhaps it'll be starting at 2.30 :]
THANK YOU!
♥YUWEN!

2009-08-14T00:04:00.002+08:00

How Can You Die For Me If You Can't Even Live For Her?

Everyday we tell ourselves that we live for Christ. But it isn't until Jesus asks us to really stand with him that we begin to realize what that really means.

2009-08-10T20:39:00.013+08:00

超级 Super Smart!

On the 10th of August 09,
we headed to Marina Barrage to have our
超级 Super Smart!

Here's some photos~

Introducing our 2 lovely host~ ^^

Thank God for Mark and Phoebe who joined us too!

We formed into 3 teams
with a different language team name~

We also had awesome games
like singing of Singapore Songs~
Chemistry, Dog and Bone kinda game.

Oh.. and a word of caution when playing games
is :-
Be careful!

Look at the Board..

Before

After
(Board almost nothing left..)

But thank God that everything went
back as planned :)

And Zachary came back into action :)

We indeed had lots of fun with the games, fellowshipping
and doing our trademark JUMPSHOTS!!

We also had a chance to celebrate Ryan's Birthday!
More photos are on facebook! check it out!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RYAN!!!

We really want to thank God for every NEW Brothers & Sisters that joined us for the past few weeks!
*clap*clap*

[SiYi, Wesley, Mark, Leon, Nigel, Jady, Ernest, Phoebe, Hazel Teo, Tashneem]

You Matter alot to God and Us!
Congrats on your most
exciting adventure with God!
Stay tune!

JOY TV-NDP

2009-08-07T18:53:00.001+08:00

Sit back and relax :D

We wish singapore HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :D H1N1 happy birthday as well.Cause we are celebrating with H1N1 :D cool heh? :D

OUR BELOVED LEADER'S 21ST BY HIS BELOVED TEAM

2009-08-05T23:31:00.007+08:00

BK don't kill us.

We brought him to hawaii and he went thru' plastic surgery and looked like RUHUA.

We composed a song called "LUBEZ LUBEZ EUU BK" and sang it to him after the horrifying experience he went through!

It goes,
L is for the way you look right now,
O is for the only ____ you wear.
V is very very super cool and sexy.
E is eeyer why you want to give me nightmare!

AND.....

Love is for the way you love Central B!
Love is for the way you love J.C.!
Love this song we made it, take it up and please don't break it!
Love was made for Brandon Kang!

We hope you had an unforgettable 21st birthday and we love you just like how you love us too!
For more photos, go to http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=112558&id=560842311&saved#/album.php?aid=112558&id=560842311 HAHAHAHAHA!

For VIDEOS, go to YOUTUBE and key in BK'S 21ST BIRHTDAY!

2009-07-30T19:05:00.000+08:00

HEYHEY!
BK IS ON TV ON CHANNEL 8 TMR 8.30 CRIMEWATCH AGAIN!
HAHAHAHAHA! SO IF YOU WANT,YOU CAN CATCH IT TOO :]

HAPPY BATHHHHHHHHHHHHH-DAY!

2009-07-28T22:05:00.000+08:00

Happy birthday to YUWEN & XUETING!
Jiayou jiayou jiayou :)

2009-07-28T10:44:00.001+08:00

BK IS ON CRIMEWATCH!
HERE'S THE VIDEO IF YOU GUYS DIDN'T CATCH IT!

2009-07-27T22:53:00.005+08:00

IT IS ENTERTAINMENT TIME!

2009-07-27T01:23:00.003+08:00

Remember this?

Rendition 1 was GREAT!
Realli Thank God for all the converts and visitors tht came!

Well done peeps!

It was really encouraging to see all to so many new faces, yeah?

Let's really give our best to retain n connect all of them to our CGs, amen?
They all matter soooooooooooooo Much to God as well.

WeCanDoThis!

Let's add our new bros n sis into our fasting n prayer daily!

John 21:14-16 (New Living Translation)

¹⁴ This was the third time Jesus had appeared to his disciples since he had been raised from the dead.

¹⁵ After breakfast Jesus asked Simon Peter, “Simon son of John, do you love me more than these?^"

“Yes, Lord,” Peter replied, “you know I love you.”

“Then feed my lambs,” Jesus told him.

¹⁶ Jesus repeated the question: “Simon son of John, do you love me?”

“Yes, Lord,” Peter said, “you know I love you.”

“Then take care of my sheep,” Jesus said.

Let's start August with a BLAST!

1 August- REndition 2!
245pm @ Nexus Auditorium!
Be there or be circled!

Are we ready?

Let's give our best shot for Jesus!

God, this is ALL for You...

2009-07-26T21:12:00.001+08:00

Hello,im here to update.
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and claims that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left knee and screams in pain. Then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more. She pushes her stomach and screams and then she pushes her ankle and screams even louder. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."

JOY TV!

2009-07-24T21:09:00.001+08:00

Ladies and gentlemen,are your excited about the joy tv?Look down,ITS JOY TV!

If your coming,please raise your hand in front of your computer.

Did you just raised your hand?If you did,please pray for wisdom.Because smart people will TAG ON THE TAGBOARD! :D :D

Anyway lets thank god for esther.She was very tired after her soccer match but she still did this joy tv.Thank god.lets pray for esther.Lets pray that God will give her strength to do more things in her life for GOD and that even her life is so packed up with many things,she will never get tired out and just chiong for GOD!JIAYOU ESTHER :D and sleep early lah. :)

-Jillene here :D

2009-07-20T22:31:00.000+08:00

Hi!HSS is having an esplanade concert on 3rd Nov.
Which day?
Tuesday
How to go?
Take cab! Sorry, I have no idea how to go la.
How much?
$10. " Wah, very ex!
" Hello, its very cheap alr, coz its at esplanade! And those who haven't been to esplanade can take this opportunity! Haha.
Who is performing?
Band, Choir, Dance, Uniform groups, almost the whole school.
What is the uniform groups performing?Wanna know?
Come down then!
Please let Xue Ting or Jia Hui know if you're interested, lastest by thursday.You don't have to pay now coz we only have to know the no of ppl who is interested.We really need supporters!Band is performing for the first half of the concert. K, see you! :)

We play guitar for jesus!

2009-07-19T23:21:00.010+08:00

Yes we have guitar outing!

Those people that came :
Annqi, Jinmin, Yuwen, Geraldine, Weilling, Xueli, Bk, Genesis.

We have a great time of fellowshipping and learning guitar skills!

Thank god for BK for teaching us new tricks :D
Thanks to annqi for planning. :D

Yay next time, we shall have more guitar outing and more people can come and learn and fellowship at the same time! :D

2009-07-18T22:41:00.002+08:00

Hey people,let's pray for those people who are sick like esther,shreedhee and meimei and maybe etc? i'm not sure . Yea, let's pray that they will recover soon and be able to go for service,cg and stuffs :]

2009-07-17T22:36:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ESTHER THANG :]

GROW MORE IN THE LORD :]

Priority

2009-07-12T02:47:00.006+08:00

Take time to view this short video and reflect :)

Guess most, if not, all of us are guilty of these so many times in our lifes?

Isn't it amazing how we can be so caught up with the things of life, and forget to spend time with Jesus?

But the greater thing is that, God still loves us and is waiting to spend that moment with us
patiently.

As we all have our daily priorties like school, homework, NS, projects, assignments, and stuffs to accomplish. we musnt neglect time with our Source of Strength, Encouragement and everything we needed.

We do accomplish all these not because we must, but because we want to shine for Jesus, and let the ppl around know that Christ is real and has changed our attitude to give our BEST in everything,as we do it for Him.

Matt 6:30-33 says "If God gives such attention to the appearance of wildflowers—most of which are never even seen—don't you think he'll attend to you, take pride in you, do his best for you? What I'm trying to do here is to get you to relax, to not be so preoccupied with getting, so you can respond to God's giving. People who don't know God and the way he works fuss over these things, but you know both God and how he works. Steep your life in God-reality, God-initiative, God-provisions. Don't worry about missing out. You'll find all your everyday human concerns will be met."

We would also still have time for everything else in our lives.

There is no such thing as "over-spending too much time with God".
Spending time with the Lover of our Soul has no limits.

How is your love for God today and the days to come?
How much time do we spend with Him?
What is our response towards God?

2009-07-10T22:00:00.001+08:00

The answerssssss !
:D
1)The man name was each.
2)Doughnut
3)Nothing
4)a coat of paint!

AHHAAHAHAH JIAYOU!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AH MA CHICKEN WING :D

2009-07-10T21:13:00.003+08:00

HAPPY BATH-DAY WEILLING :D!
You are 15 so what? but you are still 152cm... oh well!
Jiayou with your walk with god :D!

CENTRALB2 & GOD LOVE YOU ALOT.

THANK YOU :D!

2009-07-08T22:06:00.002+08:00

RIDDLES!
1)Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by, each took a pear and left eleven hanging there. How can this be? How can eleven pears be left?
2)What kind of nut has no shell?
3)What's better than the best thing and worse than the worst thing?
4)What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?

I want to thank my god :D

2009-07-05T23:45:00.003+08:00

I want to share a miracle :D Hope it encourage you all :D

Today xueting yuwen pearline meimei went swimming :D

After swimming, we were hungry so we want to eat.

But it started to rain VERY VERY HEAVILY! ):

So we all decided to pray! :)
And after everybody say amen the rain stop!

YAY! :D

thank god!

He is so coool, so amazing.

He is so pro :D!

Haha. Ok thats all bye :D

thank you god :)

The joy of following Jesus is to wake up everyday knowing that He is God.

2009-07-01T22:04:00.007+08:00

This is a picture of people who simple love God evangelising outside queenstown secondary! Thank God for all of your hardwork, including the other half of central B over @ henderson sec today! Hope it was fruitful for you guys too! Let's continue to give our best for God's kingdom and keep the contacts we have in prayer! :)

Dear God, I pray for central B that we would do our best to reach our to the souls out there. No matter what discouragements or rejections we might face, I pray that You'll give all of us a simple heart that wants to share Your love because You've blessed us so abundantly that we cannot contain it! Give us a heart of compassion and courage as we go down to henderson sec tmr to evangelise! In Jesus's name I pray, AMEN!

Just to encourage you guys, here's a video which encouraged me so much!

Love, Hazel!

hello Mr Holy Spirit!

2009-06-28T18:13:00.013+08:00

BREAKING NEWS! people came for the baptism and some were baptised there and then! :D but before all that, we had fun talking and eating at extreme speed!

weiling leading us into prayer! :) thanks dear. Mr holy spirit come! people yearning desperately.

thank you God for allowing your spirit to move! cherynn, geraldine, huiying, amanda and eugenia can speak in tongues now! :) for those who have not gotten it, DONT GIVE UP! GAMBATE GIRLS! God is still real and holy spirit will move anywhere and everywhere. have faith and believe! :D

after holy spirit baptism...

high-ness of the world unite!

have a good week ahead everyone! keep walking with the spirit and be sensitive to him. remember that there's power when the holy spirit comes on you yeh? God and angela loves you! <3

holy spirit come in power;
change my heart;
i want to live for you my God;
fall on us Lord.

2009-06-27T23:49:00.001+08:00

Sports event has been cancelled due to H1N1! HAHA!
JUST JOKING :D
Why is cancle is because....
ask BK!(BRANDON KANG)
One question $10!

Anyway just for laugh,
how to make lady gaga angry :D?

2009-06-25T11:03:00.002+08:00

1) Soap !
2) clock !
3) On a map ! haha
4) See-saw
5)treat 2 friends to the movie at the same time.because, if you treat the same person twice, you have to buy 4 tickets. But if you treat 2 person at the same time, you have to buy 3 tickets only !

hehehehehe
-cherynn

Hey.

2009-06-23T23:04:00.002+08:00

Hey if you are a babe, look here!
If you a guy, look at the zachary young!
If you are a shemale, please take aeroplane back to singapore and PRAY to god to find whether you are a guy or a girl. :)
Thank you and may god bless.
{just for laugh =)}
Ok whatever LOL.

FOR GIRLS ONLY!
Event: Mr J's Next Top Babe!
Date: 24th June 2009 Wednesday
Time: 12 Noon Sharp
Venue: Tiong Bahru MRT station
Bring: a piece of your favorite top/bottom/belt/cap/accessories/shoes, the most stunning piece!
(it is the entrance fee, if not, you might have to use _(feel in the blank) :O)
Hehehe!

Yea go go girl power =)~!
(p.s if you all want can wear central b shirt haha.IF) :)

__________________________________________________________________
Ok another event this sunday!(28/6/09)
One day before our school holiday close ):
Anyway we will be having sport event =D
Got basketball and badminton and other sport.
Want come come dont want come, than dont.
Just have fun! HAHA!
don't now how to play, we will teach you.
Want to exercise, come come and join us :D!
{if majority are coming than we book, so please tell your cls ASAP}
:D
venue: ulu pandan o.o( near bouna vista)
Don't know how to go, got people fetch you.
Time : not sure. :D

K that's all bYE!

2009-06-22T11:27:00.003+08:00

Riddle :

1)You use it between your head and your toes, the more it works the thinner it grows. What is it?

2)This thing runs but cannot walk, sometimes sings but never talks. Lacks arms, has hands; lacks a head but has a face. What is it?

3)Where will you find roads without cars, forests without trees and cities without houses?

4)It goes up, but at the same time goes down. Up toward the sky, and down toward the ground. It's present tense and past tense too, come for a ride, just me and you. What is it?

5)If you go to the movies and you're paying, is it cheaper to take one friend to the movies twice, or two friends to the movies at the same time?

-Please label your answers 1,2,3,4,5 (:
Jiayou :D

hi i am angela. how may i bless chew?

2009-06-20T23:37:00.002+08:00

WILL ALL THE CENTRAL BLESSED PLEASE STAND UP?

okay you may be seated. :) yo all the people who are blessed to be a blessing, announcement!
activity: holy spirit baptism
date: tuesday 23 June
time: 1pm meet at buona vista mrt station

QUESTIONS AND ANSWER SECTION.
qn: meet who?
ans: someone beautiful will be there to fetch you!

qn: who is going?
ans: those who wants to receive holy spirit baptism!

qn: huh? what is that?
ans: you wanna know? come then you'll know luh.

qn: eh, but i can speak in tongues liao.
ans: come and be a blessing to pray for others who havent gotten holy spirit baptised.

qn: angela! im very spiritual and willing but i really cant go cause my leg stuck in the toilet bowl and there's a ferocious dog outside the bathroom! :(:(
ans: oh. thank God for your spirit. we'll intercede for you! this event is not compulsory. those who want to come and need to come can just come! ;D

alrighty! if you have any more questions please look for your sexy leaders. i hope to see you around on tuesday or wednesday for the gender outing thats at 12pm! :) spend your time wisely throughout the week and meet your respective leaders up for lunch or something. they're ever ready to receive you with open arms.

Opening & Close Ceromony!

2009-06-17T16:31:00.003+08:00

Opening :D. Sorry it's abit blur! :D

We are desperate people, that chase only one heart!

Closing! :D Sorry it's abit blur!

Hey centralb let's make A difference!

A ReVoLuTion!

Jiayou Central B! :D

2009-06-17T13:07:00.003+08:00

PARIS AND MILAN IS BACK AGAIN !
REMEMBER TO CATCH THE SHOW TOMORROW (THURSDAY)!
CHANNEL 8, 8PM !!

FYI : paris and milan is the show which CB4 acts for the CG identity video.
ALL MUST WATCH OKAY ?

Riddle :
What keeps going and never waits for you ? he do not want to go back to the past with you too!

okay,goodbye !
BEANN !!!

2009-06-17T02:22:00.005+08:00

CONGRATS TO CENTRAL B4!
Well done!

You gals really really did great and funny! ^^

Here's their CG Identity Video.

Enjoy!

Say this together!^^
"I ♥ Jesus and
I ♥ My CG!"

Thank God for those who submitted as well.
It's not abt whether we win/lose,
but its abt loving my cg more and loving God more.

Let's grow and expand our cgs for Jesus, amen?

♥ God, ♥ People

Heb 10: 22-25 (MSG) ^22-25So let's do it—full of belief, confident that we're presentable inside and out. Let's keep a firm grip on the promises that keep us going. He always keeps his word. Let's see how inventive we can be in encouraging love and helping out, not avoiding worshiping together as some do but spurring each other on, especially as we see the big Day approaching.

Acts 2:42-47 (NLT)
The Believers form a community ⁴² All the believers devoted themselves to the apostles’ teaching, and to fellowship, and to sharing in meals (including the Lord’s Supper^a]">[a]), and to prayer.

⁴³ A deep sense of awe came over them all, and the apostles performed many miraculous signs and wonders. ⁴⁴ And all the believers met together in one place and shared everything they had. ⁴⁵ They sold their property and possessions and shared the money with those in need. ⁴⁶ They worshiped together at the Temple each day, met in homes for the Lord’s Supper, and shared their meals with great joy and generosity^b]">[b]—⁴⁷ all the while praising God and enjoying the goodwill of all the people. And each day the Lord added to their fellowship those who were being saved.

2009-06-16T03:11:00.003+08:00

UNSTOPPABLE CAMP.
THE CHURCH WE ARE MEANT TO BE.

Our Commitments will build
up God's kingdom together in Central B.
WE are the building blocks in God's kingdom. Yes.
Every one of you are important.
We build it upon Jesus, in the centre of it all.

Central B,
we are people of
ONE HEART, ONE PASSION, ONE HEART, ONE DESTINY

Let us not forget what we learnt and what GOd spoke to
us in the Life changing 4 days, 3nights camp.
How much it will affect YOUR life depends
very MUCH on YOU!

God has called YOU.
Make a change in the schools we are in.
Make a change EVERYWHERE because We have Jesus.

Nothing's gonna stop us, amen?

Let our actions and life decide for Him.

2009-06-15T22:19:00.002+08:00

Hey,
Camp is over already and i know alot of people didn't sleep well during the 4 days haha!
either you are talking to your leaders/sheeps or you got locked out or you got no space for beds.
hahah! Anyway,remember to do your camp devotion 3!and those who are having sore throats and losing their voice,get well soon :]

2009-06-08T23:29:00.001+08:00

please submit your end product on first day of camp to the UL winnie !
AND ALSO there will be a short central briefing 1245 at the hall, regarding our rooms! so come punctually and submit your coolest caregroup identity to you-know-who.

This is just in case for those people that did not visit the central blog!

URGENT NEWSSSSSSSSSSSS!

2009-06-08T23:19:00.003+08:00

*Urgent!*
Camp is coming in 3/4 more days.
Please take care of yourself since there is a outbreak of swine flu/H1N1(Note they are different, that's what people say)
Stupid pigs -.- & diseases.
Whatever it is, Please take care of yourself.
because we want to enjoy this camp, spiritual & healthy at the same time!
:D
DO REMEMBER,
If you have,
cough, flu, fever, sore throat or any diseases o.o.
Please stuff medicines into your mouth, go see doctor, go pray, go do whatever you can :D
& Wash your hands, cough into tissue! :D
AND
if you come across anybody/family/just anybody
that has went overseas(28May) and after that came back with one of the systeom please tell your careleader! :)

Camp OBJECTIVES!
Please do remember t set your camp objectives like what Yuwen said in the previous post! :D
We want to grow from camp.
Amen? :)

Shepherd!
Shepherd, please remember what you are suppose to do, after what pastor shirley has told us
during shepherd's meet. ^-^

MEETING!(This is on 12/6/09, this friday)
You can meet to go with your caregroup/unit mates to pasir ris!
But please go to the hall at 12.45pm at the hall.
So Winnie can tell us about the room details :D
But I think we will be going together as a unit to the place so ya!
Please sleep early on thursday night, so we will not be late! :D

& Caregroup identities!
Please sumbit your caregroup identities at the FIRST day of camp (12/6/09)
:D

Ok people, see you in
unstoppable camp!
A church we are meant to be.

2009-06-08T15:11:00.002+08:00

Hey,
CAMP IS COMING IN JUST 3-4 DAYS TIME :]
ARE YOU EXCITED ?
HAVE YOU SET YOUR CAMP OBJECTIVES?
Camp Objectives is like you go to the camp and you wanna learn what from it? or something.
So yea, set your camp objective before 12/6 :]

2009-06-07T09:47:00.002+08:00

Riddle -
有一天，四个人去 da ma jiang. Jing cha lai le, 可是 zua le wu ge ren. Why ?

Answer :
cos the four people, went to "ma jiang" 's( the person's name) house to beat him. so got 5 people in total :D

2009-06-06T00:16:00.002+08:00

Joke:
Meimei and i went to lan shop and play L4D.
So,we need give our ez-link card to like replace the computer.
So,xueting came,then we don't want play already,so,
we went to get back our ez-link card .
We walked to the bus interchange and the bus came.
Meimei took out her ez-link card and it's was a guy face! HAHAHAH! is another ezlink card not hers and she starts to panick.Then xueting tapped the card already in the bus. Then,xueting get down the bus since her bus card is concession one.
So,we walked all the way back to the lan shop just for meimei's ezlink card hahahahahah!
if you were there,you will definitely keep laughing man.
i think our blog can make one 搞笑行动 hahahaha!

2009-06-04T23:29:00.003+08:00

Hey for those that do not know what to bring for camp,
the To-Bring-List is here :]
4-5 sets of clothes
Undergarments
Slippers
Sport Shoes
Socks
Towel
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Facial foam
Shampoo/Soap
Comb
Spectacles/Contact lens/Contact lens' solution
BibleWriting materials
Handphone & charger
Basic/own medication (if any)
Camera
Cash
Thermometer